I EAT CATS FOR SNACKS
  • bloodpactgirlscout:

    last night it occurred to me that sirius black being colorblind would make a lot of sense

    bc like

    i dunno dogs and stuff

    but imagine a red-green colorblind sirius

    he loves gryffindor so much and hates slytherin SO MUCH 

    but he CANT TELL THE COLORS APART

    HE CHEERS FOR THE WRONG TEAM AT QUIDDITCH MATCHES probably.

    (via thegrimmgrimm)

  • crash-mcbarason:

    tea-doodles:

    crash-mcbarason:

    tabularojo:

    crash-mcbarason:

    whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

    It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

    U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
    NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
    DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
    L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

    (via hailmaddy666)

  • revedas:

    THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

    (Source: vampire-groupie, via hailmaddy666)

  • fappuclno:

    when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
    image

    (via tardis-or-tardat)

  • - Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet

    I came out here to have a good time, and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

    (via shesnoshakespeare)

    (via tardis-or-tardat)

  • "'Twas my intention, upon leaving mine house this eve, to engage in revelry and merriment, but I now, to speak true, feel at this moment as though I am under siege."