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    • hot guy: i sprained my wrist
    • me: okay take off your underwear
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  • derpollo-justice:

    aquaticwonder:

    Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

    Damn

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  • bigrnac:

    “everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

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  • freshprlncess:

    food-vacuum:

    how does phone sex end?

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  • leinabby808:

    anus:

    the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

    deep thoughts from an anus

    (Source: anus, via ridingwithheroes)

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  • karengilian:

    misscherrylikesitdirty:

    I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

    EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

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  • awwww-cute:

    Now you’re under my control dog. The next target is people

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  • yuyukami:

    alexanderlightworm:

    So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it

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